So there was this guy, just standing around the corner scratching his junk like he ain't got a #$%^ing care in the world. Everyone does something when people aren't looking, but make damn sure no one is looking! So I'm sitting here thinking about what I should do; I mean the guy is coming right at me, this is gonna be kinda awkward you know? So I did what any self respectable red blooded American would do :
I decided to help the guy out a little. After all, male itch is a leading discomfort amongst the testosterone infused. I did the only thing I could think of doing...
See? Guy won't have to worry about his balls anymore cause he dropped 'em. I bet there's a thank you card and a gift basket on it's way to my barracks right now as we speak.
Then again...maybe not. Hmm. Guess I should stop trying to help people out huh?
So there was this guy, just standing around the corner scratching his junk like he ain't got a #$%^ing care in the world. Everyone does something when people aren't looking, but make damn sure no one is looking! So I'm sitting here thinking about what I should do; I mean the guy is coming right at me, this is gonna be kinda awkward you know? So I did what any self respectable red blooded American would do :
I decided to help the guy out a little. After all, male itch is a leading discomfort amongst the testosterone infused. I did the only thing I could think of doing...
See? Guy won't have to worry about his balls anymore cause he dropped 'em. I bet there's a thank you card and a gift basket on it's way to my barracks right now as we speak.
Then again...maybe not. Hmm. Guess I should stop trying to help people out huh?
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