Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Showdown in Chinatown

That's how close the Bardtard got to Canada's Pro-Basketball God Steve Nash today. In the 5 minutes I was being caught in the mob, I must have absorb at least 0.005% of his uber mojo. Enough for me to hit some open jumpers at a park nearby a little later. I even got a soggy towel signed by the man. Damn. I gotta say, the Phoenix Suns players that were there were great...they stuck around to talk to fans, take photos and autographs. Jason Kidd too. Too bad Baron Davis and the Euro guys left early. I know Henry was a big deal for half the fans gathered there.

Btw, seeing Marc Stein play was....interesting...huh...

Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Offspring of Too Much Exp.

So I just found out about this game, Battle Fantasia being released on PS3 and XBox 360 in Japan on May 29th. Initially it was an arcade fighter developed by the guys at Arc-System Works, so you can somewhat guess what to expect. The theme this time however is not some uber-futuristic landscape but the gumdrop slime bashing fun of adventure in storybook land. Merging 3D graphics with 2D gameplay, this game is something like a disgusting mish mash of Eternal Sonata meets Guilty Gear. Arc-System Works is getting a little lazy as you can hear some repeated sound effects from their previous title ("Counter!") and on top of that...is that Sol-Badguy as a priest? I mean if they were using the same voice actors could they at least direct him to not sound so much the same? I keep expecting him to shout "Gatling Flame!". This game is probably gonna be overpriced and not worth your money at release, possibly not making it to the US because of it's extremely limited exposure.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Helping Hands

So there was this guy, just standing around the corner scratching his junk like he ain't got a #$%^ing care in the world. Everyone does something when people aren't looking, but make damn sure no one is looking! So I'm sitting here thinking about what I should do; I mean the guy is coming right at me, this is gonna be kinda awkward you know? So I did what any self respectable red blooded American would do :
I decided to help the guy out a little. After all, male itch is a leading discomfort amongst the testosterone infused. I did the only thing I could think of doing...
See? Guy won't have to worry about his balls anymore cause he dropped 'em. I bet there's a thank you card and a gift basket on it's way to my barracks right now as we speak.Then again...maybe not. Hmm. Guess I should stop trying to help people out huh?

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

No Slump for this Doctor

Doctor Slump was the first anime I ever saw even before I realized what "anime" was. Dubbed in chinese on craptacular VHS tapes, this was the heart warming story of a little android pretending to be a girl and wanting to be accepted by the small town of Penguin Village. Oh @#$% that, it was just a bunch of crazy non-sense that tied together a bunch of characters who had no nostrils on their noses and whom wake up every morning to the sun brushing it's teeth while Ultraman fished it out of the horizon. They changed a lot of the characters and for some reason made them all look like Dragonball people but Arale came out ghetto-tastic! Seriously how does a robot have bad eyesight?

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Monster Pinky, you've met your Match!

More proof that the Japanese want every single penny out of your wallet, they'll do anything to get it. That includes making these little challengers to the Pinky St. collection of Monster Hunter figurines. Now your battles are both challenging AND cute. Who knew?

Monday, March 10, 2008

Sunday, March 9, 2008

"Gundamn it! They Stole My Idea!"

Click me! I'm animated! - (from SeeD Forums)
The title of this post should be an indication of what it must feel like to write a Gundam series these days because it seems the regurgitation didn't get away from 00 100%. Exia now possesses the Trans-Am system, it can now have the horse power of an old muscle car. Apparently that means it can shed after-images and gain about 1000% more performance without G-forces crushing your face. Didn't F-91 already do this? And isn't Unicorn Gundam currently possessing this gimmick as well? I know it somewhat makes sense for Exia but why wouldn't they come up with something a little different. I was somewhat worried about it gaining Wings of Light (after seeing 0 Gundam) though so thankfully that didn't happen again.

Problem I have with it is that Setsuna is stagnating as a pilot. Rather than earn his stripes like Graham Acre or Ali Al Sarshes, he's entirely reliant on his equipment as he's given a Dragonball like power-up for the sake of competing. It's rather frustrating that Graham chooses to use a simple Over Flag (though his is getting a GN-Drive installed) and Setsuna can just coast inside of his Goku-dam. It's at least no where near as bad as Freedom Gundam's "anything you can do I can do better" mode...

Saji seems to be drifting into a dark place now. After all that's happened to him it's no wonder, a lot of people question what his use is in a story like this but you really need to see a war story from all angles. Saji represents the street level point of view which is something that is needed, otherwise you have a story that's much too worried about big robots fighting and no development.

Also, it seems Nena got a taste of her own medicine now, hopefully they'll further develop the character instead of just instantly killing her off (though it's bound to happen sometime). Thing is, it's clear that Nena doesn't know right from wrong (which may have to do with the Throne siblings birth/upbringing) so having her realize her mistakes is much more powerful for a story than to just kill her off.

Finally, Graham is making his comeback. It's much hyped, like some kinda wrestling superstar promo or waiting for the big game 7 during the playoffs. His Over Flag is going to see a GN-Drive Tau upgrade, even though the Flag technology might be inferior he still has an advantage in speed and skill so hopefully he can take advantage of that. Ali Al Sarshes better watch his back cause Graham coming back to claim the number 1 pilot spot!